I haven’t forgotten about this blog, and I’ll have a post about common webcomic blunders sometime in the indeterminate future. Those of you coming here from Electronic Tigers trackbacks, hello and please feel free to pretend I made a Duke Nukem Forever joke there.
For now I’d like to take a page from the inimitable Josh Fruhlinger, as contradictory as that clause is, and take a look at some of the search engine terms through which people have come to my blog. Shameless filler, I know, but it beats the hell out of another TV commercial post.
cecania naked – I imagine this poor fellow was quite disappointed to find no lascivious ersatz-manga action. I imagine he then scrolled down to the Strike Witches review. Another happy customer.
anime witches with rockets on their feet – They’re technically not rockets.
licd sohmer “mary sue” – Smart man.
ray smuckles tail – Oh geez. Looking for Sore Thumbs porn is at least somewhat understandable for a horny 13-year-old with more anime wallscrolls than friends, but this…
obnoxious mazda 10 car dash commercial – Exactly!
editorial cartoon god – Thank you! That’s very kind of you to say, even though I don’t draw editorial cartoons.
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quiznos yum rocket commercial – Uh, Subway? You might want to have a talk with your marketing guys.
EDIT: Add “porn anime with cat ears” to the list. This is what social scientists refer to as a self-perpetuating phenomenon.
EDIT 2: Oh, and “hapajap is retarded”. You people are wonderful.
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